The act of putting your penis into an unsuspecting and sleeping victim's hand. While being careful not to wake the person, you proceed to thrust your hips until climax. The next morning the person will awake with crusted semen in/on their hand not know where it may have come from.
My god Sandra, after I passed out last night, I think Steve may have come into my room and hand jacked me.
by Stumpie2012 June 12, 2009
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Get the Jack Crap mug.borat creates this humerous moment. merely a cathphrase consisting of 3 words, "who is jack?" can be said in a various amount of situations, all equally as humerous.
1.*man with car jack* And this is the car jack
*borat/you*yes... and when will jack get here?
2.*man with bowling jack* you must roll the jack.
*borat/you* ah ok, so who is jack?
3.*man with jack* hello, meet jack.
*borat/you* lik the jack nicholson? "i hold up the bank"
*borat/you*yes... and when will jack get here?
2.*man with bowling jack* you must roll the jack.
*borat/you* ah ok, so who is jack?
3.*man with jack* hello, meet jack.
*borat/you* lik the jack nicholson? "i hold up the bank"
by derrty_harry April 14, 2005
Get the who is jack? mug.A inbred robot from Sheppey, who dislikes all human's and devours small children. A fire burns from his head, where the devil is known to have stayed.
*During an exorcism* Get the Jack Tweedy out of you Joe! Clean his gingerness! Burn away the impurity!!
*Joe* EEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!
*Joe* EEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!
by Anononononononzonononononymous May 21, 2011
Get the Jack Tweedy mug.A total, complete doofus who just can't seem to get anything right, ever. Can also be used to refer to an animal, such as a dog, who acts totally off-the-wall, unpredictable and sometimes anti-social.
That goddam black catahoula just went after my neighbor's friendly dog. She can be such a jack-a-leg sometimes.
by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009
Get the jack-a-leg mug.Jack George, or fat mike, is a strange boy who likes to pull weird faces. He uses his hands in weird ways to express himself about COB. He is also referred to as mikey because his dad is bald and that’s. he makes weird noise like “errd” and “ooah”. By all means Jack George is pretty normal when you speak to him, but the only thing he will say to you if you’re not nice is, “ where is your dad?” because that’s the only thing in his brain.
by Mr Green 33 September 19, 2018
Get the Jack G mug.A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.
How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is
How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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