psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash

It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic

by everBSOD February 14, 2019

Happiness

The ability to be able to suck oneself off.

True Happiness.

by TheTableLeg July 19, 2022

Happy Meal

When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).

I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind

by kinging_sa May 8, 2022

Happy

When you have a genuine nice feeling. Like joy , contentment, etc etc.

Joe: wow, Ligma seems really happy today
Robert: Yeah, the complete opposite of me.

Joe:

Robert: Wait who’s Ligma?

by *cries in broke* September 29, 2019

Happy

The feeling that you experience when you have a Sadia in your life.

Nabiya is always happy.

by BIGBHATTISADS April 22, 2025

Happy Family sticker misfit

The phenomenon where a car that only has 1 row of seating but has Happy Family sticker sticked on its rear windshield anyway, defeating the original intention of the Happy Family sticker.

I saw a sports car with a Happy Family sticker on it—total Happy Family sticker misfit! How can they claim to have three kids when there’s barely room for two passengers?

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.

Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.

by warewolf56 June 14, 2018