lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

by Craig’s Fist April 20, 2018

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

hair slayer

A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist that does such a great job on hair that they make people look beautiful just by doing their hair. They also come up with revolutionary hair styles.

She's a hair slayer.

by Djsmotha May 8, 2018

hair cherries

Male testicles

I want to make a parfait with your hair cherries

by TheHenryJones May 9, 2018

hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva May 10, 2018

Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.

Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.

by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018