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Fart Rape

When you’re driving down the road with a passenger and you lock the windows and slowly silently release a fart, forcing the passenger to inhale your tiny invisible poop particles.
Fart Rape, While driving down the road I locked the windows and let loose a silent fart, fart raping the unsuspecting passengers in my car.
by Kook1228 October 2, 2019
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Fart Barrier

The fantastic adventure movie featuring Harrison Ford, Denzel Washington, Kevin Costner, and others. In a flatulent fantasy wonderland, Ford traverses the complexities of real relationships by determining the best time to drop his first audible and smellable fart in the presence of his one true love.
Dude, Indiana Jones was cool, but 'Fart Barrier' was Harrison Ford's best movie.
by The Poopetrator December 13, 2018
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fart pickle

When you're having anal sex with someone, and they fart on your dick.
Seth: "Dude I was fucking makayla last night and she gave me a fart pickle!"
Connor: " Luckyyyy!"
by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017
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fluid farts

When you rip ass, and a little shit comes out, which is generally referred to as a "Fluid Fart", more than one in a short amount of time is generally called "Fluid Farts".
"Uhm, Frank, Can you take my shift? I have a bad case of the Fluid Farts."
by NetherRealm June 12, 2016
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Fart- Stealer

Some one repeatedly fucking someone is the asshole so hard to the point the receiving person to not be able to let a fart out, therefore naming the person giving it a fart stealer, because "he stole your farts
Oh my gosh Tabitha I hope the man I will meet on my date is a fart- stealer!
by Kolachifries313 December 8, 2016
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Vegan farts

Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan
Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies
by Lenthyja February 11, 2021
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carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011
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