Doing a Tommy

The art of video chatting while doing a number 2 and the other person has no idea

I was doing a Tommy the other night with that girl I met on tinder

by Dickie Burlap June 11, 2019

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 4, 2004

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014

To do a sebastian

To masturbate in public bathrooms

He tried to do a sebastian but was caught by the teachers

by @mrkulci September 4, 2018

Do a Beatriz

To not go out with friends or social gatherings and to be boring as fuq (“because of education”)

Oh Samrat, don’t do a Beatriz!!

by Fun innit October 14, 2019

didgeri-do

Noun
1. A situation where you should ask for a person's number or "digits."
2. An attractive person whose number should be asked for.

Dude, that girl you've been talking to is totes a didgeri-do.

Brosef (Stalin)! Why did you walk away? That was a totes didgeri-do!

by Super Awesome Fun Squad June 27, 2009

Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011