Apple

Apple is a fruit, why search a fruit, why are you even reading this when you could be writing your own dictionary suggestion

I Ate A Apple, It Tasted Like A Pineapple, then I realized that I Was Eating A Pinecone With It

by Business Ion April 8, 2020

Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic

Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!

by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass

Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple

by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018