Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 9, 2021

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

hoe top

a hoe top is a hoe's signature shirt that they wear when they want to feel confident

I really wanna get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.

"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"

by PerseusMB December 21, 2023

Top

Oral sex
(Top) = Tongue/On/Penis

'She/He gives good Top'

by JonnyMcduff January 29, 2019

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

Top Airnover

Top Airnover is a semi-professional content creator for Top Clan in Brawlstars. He is the 17th substitute for the professional team, due to how absolutely mediocre and subpar his skillset is. Top Airnover claims he is the CEO of Top Clan, despite not funding/making/doing anything/paying any of the members for the clan. In fact, all of the members of Top Clan claim he should be kicked out permanently from the clan and leadership should go to Top Chilli. He is a one-trick Jacky player, even though he sucks absolute balls at her.

Who is this Top Airnover guy?
Top Airnover is cryptoselling my comp game.
Top Airnover sucks at Jacky.

by xjiho May 8, 2024