Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

by Etultra November 17, 2025

Happy Hallowthanksgivmas

When decorations for Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas go up at the end of September.

When you see decor for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas at the store you say Happy Hallowthanksgivmas.

by Creator912 October 15, 2023

Happy

a good feeling that you get when something good happens, you often smile when you're happy.

Mum gave the little boy a present, he was very happy.

by giu mie April 4, 2019

Happy

A chemical called dopamine eat foods rich in tyrosine which is a amino acid. Tyrosine goes to your brain and the neurons that make dopamine will turn it into dopamine with the help of other enzymes.

Guy 1: I need to eat Parmesan cheese because its rich in tyrosine and tyrosine makes dopamine which is what makes you happy.
Guy 2: What nobody talks like that.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 8, 2020

Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known

I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!

by Cenafan February 16, 2023

Happy Hollerdaze

A southern way to wish people a happy holiday season.

Hope Y'all have a Happy Hollerdaze!

by Shellysworld December 21, 2023