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vagina

pocket specifically designed for penis
i heard johnny smelled a vagina last night
by Xeries July 25, 2024
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Chocolate Vagina

I want me some chocolate vagina
by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022
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Vagina Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the female says "Vagina Jynx" before the male says "Penis Jynx", he cannot speak until he licks/sucks/gets you off with his mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Penis Jynx"
"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"VAGINA JYNX" -female
"PENI... damn it" -male

"slurp, slurp" - male

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -male
by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011
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Vagina Haymaker

I was at this girls house last night and i gave her the good 'ol Vagina Haymaker.
by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022
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Vagina

A portal in which a ritual called sex is held which brings a demon from another dimension into earth

The ritual requires a male and a female
Mum can I get portal 2?

No Timmy u have portal 2 at home

Portal 2 at home: mum unzips her pants and unveiles a vagina the width of the fucking milky-way
by xmattar June 24, 2020
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Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
by WtF#? September 27, 2010
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