by CashCop January 1, 2024
Get the Yap Universitymug. Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
Get the University of Michiganmug. An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024
Get the The Biggest Douche In The universemug. Universal Pollution, literally, refers to a kind of pollution that is affecting the whole world. It can be anykind of pollution, often not referring to environmental pollution or any environmental issues. People will not compete for Universal Pollution and its supply is far greater than its demand (probably no demand), scarcity will not occur. People would like to get rid of Universal Pollution. People would prefer less of them. It has a negative price and it is with a negative value to the consumer. Therefore, Universal Pollution is a kind of bads (opposite of economic goods).
by sugar_cane October 23, 2018
Get the Universal Pollutionmug. A place that has Hispanic and African American gang bangers as well as white supremacists enrolled at the university. Be careful what you say in school because it might get you "green lighted". This school does nothing to prevent gang bangers from infiltrating higher academia. This school's motto is more like: Kill, rape, control, instead of learn, live, lead. Freedom of speech does not exist at this university because it is likely to get you: "green lighted". I have never met dumb fucks like these in my life. This school reminds you everyday that you failed in high school and should have broken your back to get better grades. A simple complaint here, can also get you "green lighted" and if you have a normal fear reaction = "green light". This school is a reminder of American failure/extremism at its finest.
by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022
Get the Salisbury Universitymug. When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
Get the universal giftmug. A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.
Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.
by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022
Get the University of Detroitmug.