porned

a better and funnier way of saying get recked

jason falls over
"get porned idiot"

by many corns for k ratty November 16, 2021

Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies

Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned

by #Timtation March 16, 2018

porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!

Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!

by FkinGeorge April 03, 2023

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

War on porn

A elitist cult of personality trying to destroy fine art and eliminate reproductive abilities of child soldiers and their families and the vulnerable sector

The war on porn is highly illegal using child soldiers to dehistorify other children in ethnic cleansing

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 08, 2016