Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

The bird

When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.

I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

bird-init

V. When you are drinking with a partner and you feed them a shot through a kiss.

I was drinking with my friend Suzi yesterday and she asked for a drink, so I bird-init straight to her when we started to makeout.

by Ace madea February 11, 2019

Bird Feeding

Bird Feeding is when 2 people are kissing after one of them have just vomited
Bird Feeding is also when 2 people are kissing and one of them vomit in the mouth of the other

Daniel: "Bro, what did you and Stacy do last night?"
Greg: "Bro, no cap, she was Bird Feeding me last night"
Daniel: "what the fuck ew"

by Oykel December 4, 2020

windy gap birds

Walker dew scouting for birds that are 15

there were so many Windy gap birds wanting me

by john shugart January 31, 2023

A little flappy bird

When you are in a flap or anxious about something

Sorry about earlier I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023