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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell
Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go
by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
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Retard

everybody who be posting this and there names🧨
your a retard for posting this
by retard28393 November 14, 2019
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sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020
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Retard

This guy is a retard
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023
mugGet the Retardmug.

Retard

someone that is about to jump off a cliff in west bay at the beach.
that guy up there is a retard
by hugemong69 April 14, 2021
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