potato

a cat.

“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

“what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 18, 2022

Potato

Jeremiah Snyder

A girl: yo I like u Jeremiah

Jeremiah: I look like a potato tho
His friend: that’s a whole fact

by Holaaaaail February 23, 2019

big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020

Potato

Potato is a person who is acting weird in a cute way. People that are called "potato" are usually loved by everybody and are very friendly. People use to add an adjective like "stupid potato" or "pretty potato".
This nickname can be used on female and male.

Jake: "yo, you saw what Dean did yesterday? I couldnt stop laughing!"
Paul: "yea he is really a stupid potato!"

by Devil's second daughter June 4, 2018

potato

1: a WAY too overused word

2: a usually circular golden-brown to light yellow coloured ball which can be mashed, baked, etc

guy 1: hey when are we going,
guy 2: POTATO
guy 1: k

guy 1: mashed, baked or jacket?
guy 2: BISH I SAID TOMATO

by mynamejayff July 7, 2017

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010