Little person

Mason curtis

Mason curtis is such a little person

by Kaitlyns son May 24, 2021

Sounds like a personal problem

When it’s a personal problem

“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem

by Kb78702 July 10, 2022

Cutest person

L, my wife

L is the cutest person to ever be alive.

They are so cute and adorable :))

by Ls wife June 25, 2021

Cool person

Someone who listens to NF.

You don't many people who listen to NF.

Only a cool person does it.

by BlackBalloons March 25, 2022

Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.

Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 24, 2023

tiny person

A person of the tiny nature

When I was a tiny person like you..

by malumas.lawyer November 23, 2022