STINKY wiggle poopy pants

Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute

You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU

by anonymous October 14, 2020

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pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

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Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

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Game pants

Those crusty and smelly pair of sweatpants you always wear while playing video games.

Cheeto dust, coke stains and unidentified crusties—guess it's time to change my game pants.

by Chopsticks for legs September 30, 2016

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Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

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