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Captain sappy pants 

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps
Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

Andy your pants 

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.
Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!
Andy your pants by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

National Cum In My Pants Day 

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

Netflix and Pants Off 

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.
Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay

Spongebob Square Pants 

Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!