Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat 

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? by DuBois April 7, 2006

blow meat 

The flesh on the back of the neck. Boxing legend Joe Frazier used the word to describe his own thick neck on "The Howard Stern Show"

Ginny found herself oddly attracted to a man's blow meat. She would stroke the meat in the same way she might milk a cow.

blow meat by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

taint meat 

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass

taint meat by super_grover August 28, 2003

yeet my meat

when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it

Im gonna yeet my meat tonight

yeet my meat by fgtfag June 13, 2018

Mississippi meat hawk 

The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.

Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?

Sally: No! What happened?

Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!

Mississippi meat hawk by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

beat the meat 

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

beat the meat by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004