Probably some Mexican loser with a perm who pulls no hoes. He is constantly watching movies and is suck at every single game. He can be spotted wearing a sweater, pants, and the same hats. He absolutely banged your mom though 😈😈😈. If you ever speak to him he will say one of two things; CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW; ligma balls. Has had the same cringe name on discord ever since he got discord and made it his name on pretty much every platform. If you see this man please contact the local hoes and tell them that their services are needed.
person 1 "hey is that ~ghosted~?"
person 2 "oh maybe, hey are you ~ghosted~?"
~ghosted~ "yeah i am what's up"
person 1 and 2 " FUCK YOU CRINGE ASS LOSER"
~ghosted~ "dam☹"
person 2 "oh maybe, hey are you ~ghosted~?"
~ghosted~ "yeah i am what's up"
person 1 and 2 " FUCK YOU CRINGE ASS LOSER"
~ghosted~ "dam☹"
by ~ghosted~ June 17, 2021
Get the ~ghosted~ mug.Not to be confused with the ones that haunt or the act of cutting ties with someone, to “ghost” is to inhale from a vaporation device such as a bong, cart, disposable or a vape. You would then exhale the smoke but quickly inhale it back to “ghost” the smoke.
by thedarktriad May 1, 2024
Get the Ghost mug.1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013
Get the ghost jizz mug.a term used to describe when someone they have been communicating with abruptly stops all communications. This includes phone calls, text messages, emails, fax, video, zoom, carrier pigeon, western union, snap chat, and dm's.
These actions are usually preceded by many a broken promises to "hang out", "have a drink or two", "come over' or "catch up" on the part of the Ghoster. Also, most likely, pertinent details such as location, address, unit number, phone number, people in attendance, starting time, ending time, and probable prior invites to other locales are almost always conveniently left out of the initial invite.
The Ghostee is left wondering whether the person that was just texting them seconds, minutes. or hours ago is now alive or dead. Neither can be definitively proven just like the existence of ghosts.
These actions are usually preceded by many a broken promises to "hang out", "have a drink or two", "come over' or "catch up" on the part of the Ghoster. Also, most likely, pertinent details such as location, address, unit number, phone number, people in attendance, starting time, ending time, and probable prior invites to other locales are almost always conveniently left out of the initial invite.
The Ghostee is left wondering whether the person that was just texting them seconds, minutes. or hours ago is now alive or dead. Neither can be definitively proven just like the existence of ghosts.
Person 1 @ 10pm: Hey guys, Mark just invited us over to his hotel for beer pong and pizza.
Person 2 @ 10pm: Which hotel?
Person 1 @ 10:01pm: I texted him back and asked for details. Told him we're game.
Person 1 @ 10:02: (checks phone)
Person 1 @ 10:03: (checks phone and calls Mark)
Person 1 @ 10:08 (checks phone and sends hello text)
Person 1 @ 10:15 (checks phone)
Person 1 and rest of group come to the realization that Mark ghosted them.
Person 2 @ 10pm: Which hotel?
Person 1 @ 10:01pm: I texted him back and asked for details. Told him we're game.
Person 1 @ 10:02: (checks phone)
Person 1 @ 10:03: (checks phone and calls Mark)
Person 1 @ 10:08 (checks phone and sends hello text)
Person 1 @ 10:15 (checks phone)
Person 1 and rest of group come to the realization that Mark ghosted them.
by CaSINoBear September 6, 2025
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Get the ghost mug.The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.
Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.
Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.
Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
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