duck smarts

The only form of smarts that you have in water.

BOOM duck smarts

Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts

by duck_human November 3, 2020

Duck

The misspelling of "dick"

Oh go suck a duck, Karen.

by K8lyn Ruhnaenae November 4, 2020

Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020

Autistic Duck Syndrome

When trying to get your ducks in a row result in a zig-zag

Suffering from Autistic Duck Syndrome is makes it difficult to get my life in order.

by ArcadianSage November 5, 2020

duck fucker

a person that fucks ducks

person 1: what us
person 2: your mums gay
person 1: fuck you, you duck fucker!

by Crunchy_Chris January 1, 2021

Duck donut

A glory hole for a duck

My friends penis is so small that he used a duck donut for pleasure

by Jennanski January 5, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.

That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021