the goggles do nothing

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010

do you lovitz?

An alternative way to say the popular Paris and Nicole phrase, "do you love it?".

Natalie: do you lovitz?
Stephanie: i do!

by natzie September 14, 2008

Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011

doing the indian

please somebody fill me in as to what doing the indian is as far as bmx tricking?

turn out of fakie the same direction you 180, its cleaner, (video examble of opposite) that way kids wont make fun of you for doing the indian . (ridebmx.com)

bayaa

by googlefailedmeohno August 13, 2010

do a thing

To get sexually involved with someone but as a one time thing.

Girl: I'm not looking for a relationship
Boy:Let's just do a thing, no one has to know,

by Stellathedon July 13, 2017

doing a pitfield

committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn't make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.

any act of foolishness that you'd be embarrassed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.

running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as "doing a pitfield"

by chris's mum November 11, 2008

doing a 'MAYA'

VERB: to get outrageously drunk and annoying, to do stupid thing such as fall over, laugh loudly, drop things. be krunk, but not funny krunk just annoying.

maya used in a sentance: olivia was doing a 'maya' on friday night, she fell over... before we even left the house

by krunkinator December 22, 2010