the goggles do nothing

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010

do you lovitz?

An alternative way to say the popular Paris and Nicole phrase, "do you love it?".

Natalie: do you lovitz?
Stephanie: i do!

by natzie September 14, 2008

Doing a Tommy

The art of video chatting while doing a number 2 and the other person has no idea

I was doing a Tommy the other night with that girl I met on tinder

by Dickie Burlap June 11, 2019

do a Moby

When you have produced something original (music, an invention, whatever), to make a fortune by lisencing (NOT selling, see below) the rights to it to a big company that can bring it to the masses. Differs from being a sell out, as you still own the rights, so the big co. can't force you to go mainstream to make them even more money.
Originated when the electronica artist Moby sold the copywrites to every track on the album "Play", for use in ads, films, and TV.

James Dyson demonstrated how to do a moby when he came up with that uberhoover.

by Irrelevant September 25, 2005

doing calculus

This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.

Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.

I was doing calculus all night long last night, now I can't sit down!

by Bevo February 14, 2005

To do a sebastian

To masturbate in public bathrooms

He tried to do a sebastian but was caught by the teachers

by @mrkulci September 4, 2018

Do it upst

1) Get it done, as in win the game, etc
2) Let's do this, entailing excitment or anticipation
3) Do it BIG. As in a party being lavish or extravigant.

The "st" on the end is integral.

Person one: "Dude im gonna get hella chips and drinks for the game this saturday"

Person two: "Awww yeah! Do it UPST!"

by Michael Wayne January 13, 2007