smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Pedo-child

A Prepubescent/pubescent child who is sexually attracted to children that are younger then they are

That pedo-child teen is trying to touch that prepubescent child
That prepubescent child is being hit on by a pedo-child teen

by Benjamin E Roles December 7, 2024

Game Child

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.

Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.

by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

Eagle Child

Means the term "Ego Chall(ange)" but misheard, it means basically attacking when you're at a disadvantage. The term got popular in 2022 summer when a Warzone player asked on Reddit what does Eagle Child means as he heard streamers say it all the the time. Since then it's used by the Warzone community as a funnier version of Ego Chall

- I'm gonna Eagle Child these loadout campers
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates

by BracedAcrobat94 January 11, 2025

Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)

Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!

by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025