designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.
My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.
by Frets & Such July 11, 2017
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Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 04, 2014
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beer-shooter

When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.
Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".

Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.

Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".

Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".
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titties & beer

titties & beer go great together
by footballturtle95 June 01, 2014
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k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk
'k, beers on me'
by URLOCALFLOP January 14, 2023
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Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces
Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”
by Cronchfield November 07, 2020
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Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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