cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

Mexican Bean Feast 

A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.

Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so

Mexican Bean Feast by captainspastic August 4, 2011

bean head 

One who consumes vast amounts of exstacy aka "beans."

Dude, that kid is a major bean head. He's spun.

bean head by Axelroth June 26, 2005

Bean Dip 

The protestant act of baptism, but given to any person of hispanic origin

Did you go watch Humberto's BEAN DIP at Calvary Temple today?

Bean Dip by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

bean up 

to take ephedrine pills to get high.

Let's bean up before hittin' the club!

bean up by sd619 July 2, 2008

bean cracker 

A bean cracker is the result of one parent being a spic (hispanic) and the other being a cracker (white).

Kate is a bean cracker.

bean cracker by tite ass January 14, 2009

Bean Baby 

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.

"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."

Bean Baby by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017