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cheese tease

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp
Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!
by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016
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cheese umbrella

An umbrella made out of cheese. An idea randomly thought of by Youtuber Phil Lester during Phil Is Not On Fire (PINOF) 6.
Dan Howell: Quick! Say the first thing that comes into your head!
Phil Lester: Uh. Um. Cheese umbrella!
by phangirl5ever09 April 13, 2016
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mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
by Shay Dee June 20, 2018
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Binky Cheese

A Fungus or something horrible smelling aroung your penis.
by KickYourAssFuckUpFaceKirsty February 2, 2009
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cheese mamma

Daaaaaaaaamn, look at that Cheese Mamma, she so fine.
by cfunk April 27, 2006
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Cheese Lord

Cheese Lord is a man who loves cheese almost as much as he love taking dabs. All Cheese Lords enjoy playing Disc Golf, Guitar, Super Smash Bros and eating however don’t spend much time doing those things because they are normally so baked they forgot what they were doing in the first place or they are contemplating their next meal. Most Cheese Lords meals consist of Pizza, SlimJims with the Cheese Stick or straight Velveeta. Cheese Lords are notorious for getting very sleepy and crashing in someone else’s place of slumber.
Wow, that guy is really stumbling around on the course. He must be looking for something, possibly a disc or dabs, what a Cheese Lord.
by Paul McBeth March 26, 2019
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Cheese Fountain

A really fat, and obnoxious Puerto Rican girl, who wears really tight, and non-fitting shirts, and pants. Usually the over sized belly sticks out the shirt and flops over the girls fupa.
(FUPA) - Fat Upper Pussy Area
Holy shit, i just saw a cheese fountain walk to the mall to get some small shirts.

I can't believe how much of a cheese fountain this girl is, eww.
by REdJOkEr610 October 13, 2011
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