Pause-o-potty

To request a break from an mmorpg to take a leak

"OMG you guys, I need a 5 minute pause-o-potty before we start this boss"

by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

butts o' clock

That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.

Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.

by bran muffins November 14, 2013

L. O. F. A.

Stands for life of a fat ass. used in situations where you feel very obese. pronounced low-fuh

dude I just ate 3 cakes I'm such a L. O. F. A.

by jphillllllllllll July 9, 2017

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

queer-o-whore

When someone is a gay slut and you want to let them know, be sure to call the a queer-o-whore. Someone who is given this name has to be gay and hungry for man/woman that he/she even hits on straight people.

Andrew: " man ur such a queer-o-whore, did u suck 10 miles of dick today u gay slut?"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"

by The real ass eater March 28, 2019

Jack-O-Lantern

A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.

Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!

by Bigjeepdriva May 28, 2017

Spaghetti-O Pussy

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017