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the goggles do nothing

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
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do you lovitz?

An alternative way to say the popular Paris and Nicole phrase, "do you love it?".
Natalie: do you lovitz?
Stephanie: i do!
by natzie September 14, 2008
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Do a Jake Hall

To prop one's self up using one's penis. Deriving from the case of Lord Aticus Jackanory 'Jake' Hall, the famed vagabond/socialite of 1880s Manchester, who often fell asleep while selling 'Horton's Big Review' outside the Manchester Piccadilly station. He became a fixture of debutante box-socials following a remarkable incident, and is still known as the 'grand-father of Cheshire'. One report in the Manchester Guardian, dated 1 May 1886, reads: "An astounding event occurred last eve when the vagabond Lord Aticus 'Jake' Hall, of the once landed Halls of Fairweather, was discovered a-tripoded, a large protrusion from his groin keeping the sleeping honourable gentleman upright. The sight caused quite a stir as street urchins vied for the honour of seating themselves upon the member and splashing within the red pool formed at its end. Several swoonings were reported in the area, most notably the Lady Agashly, but the good Dr Lumbardi, or, the swarthy Savoyard as he is known in fashionable circles, has said that these incidences were unrelated to the folly of nature, being rather as a result of the unseasonably 'varm veafer'. 'And an ooga booga to you too' I told him! In other news, the late spring frost is expected to last for another week." Despite local fame/fortune, including a brief stint as headline in Buffalo Bill's 1887 tour of the 'mill country', Hall is reputed to have died in a Rochdale poorhouse, bemoaning his 'portentous prick of doom, and every tear shed thereby'.
He was so far gone he was close to collapse, but then he only went and did a Jake Hall!!

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Remeber, if ever you think you might lose your balance, just do a Jake Hall.
by Mario Mudd January 15, 2011
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didgeri-do

Noun
1. A situation where you should ask for a person's number or "digits."
2. An attractive person whose number should be asked for.
Dude, that girl you've been talking to is totes a didgeri-do.

Brosef (Stalin)! Why did you walk away? That was a totes didgeri-do!
by Super Awesome Fun Squad June 27, 2009
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bottle do

Bottle do, which was originated in 2011, is a universal word for anything having to do with anything homosexual. Usually used by rednecks/hicks to make it seem like they're "cool". Really, all this word does is make you look like a retard with no social skills that likes dick.
Evan likes to bottle do himself every night.
Wojo, Bundy, and Kern have bottle doo night every friday to celebrate how many girls they haven't slept with.
by KingOfDrafting2011 April 11, 2011
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doing a 'MAYA'

VERB: to get outrageously drunk and annoying, to do stupid thing such as fall over, laugh loudly, drop things. be krunk, but not funny krunk just annoying.
maya used in a sentance: olivia was doing a 'maya' on friday night, she fell over... before we even left the house
by krunkinator December 22, 2010
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doing the indian

please somebody fill me in as to what doing the indian is as far as bmx tricking?
turn out of fakie the same direction you 180, its cleaner, (video examble of opposite) that way kids wont make fun of you for doing the indian . (ridebmx.com)

bayaa
by googlefailedmeohno August 13, 2010
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