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Lady's special

Derogatory. A phrase denoting wildly inflated prices and unnecessary or outright fictional work such as replacing brand new components or checking the blinker fluid. Often pitched to ignorant repair customers as critical repairs.
Historically gender-based, on the assumption that women would not know what was going on with cars and other mechanical items.
The sleazy mechanic made most of his money from the "Lady's Special".
Lady's special by DoWackaDo March 31, 2021
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Spin free special 

The Spin Free Special is a bit of Cremita Salvadoreña on top of your order.
Dame Dos con el Spin Free Special Porfavor.

Rudy's Special

A sex act involving two consenting parties where one eats cheerios out of their partners ass. Milk is optional.
Dat ass is so fine I wanna have a Rudy's Special for breakfast.
Rudy's Special by anonymous April 19, 2021

Blake rover tent special 

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent
I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special

The Boston Special

This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!
Everybody at the family barbecue enjoyed The Boston Special.

2 for 1 special 

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend
Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!