Falcon Punch

The most powerful punch that is used by Captain Falcon in super smash bros.

Guy 1: Hah! I beat you in a-
Guy 2: FALCON PUNCH!
Guy 1: Dude why did you break my ribs. Ouch.

by speedestboy November 01, 2023

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Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to

"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."

by Nutty Wes July 04, 2015

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Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"

Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!

by the real boy11 July 02, 2015

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Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina

Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.

by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020

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Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

by SEXICAN6969 March 06, 2018

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