Tongue punch

To tongue punch is to stick your tongue as deep as you can into someone's asshole.

Last night, while this bitch was giving me head, she started to tongue punch my fartbox while my dick was down her throat.

by hawke4me November 15, 2025

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.

He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?

by The polish plummer May 21, 2024

Munchin Punch

When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.

Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”

Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”

by Jew_Bagel May 14, 2021

Elbow Punch

A punch directed at another's elbow. Several consecutive punches in the elbow could hurt for days.

When you are backwards pushed or are humiliated in any other way, the best way to get your attacker back is by Elbow Punching the salad out of them.

Contact the nerve in the elbow, or the "funny bone", and the person being elbow punched will immediately crap their pants from the pain.

"I got elbow punched yesterday."
"Was it bad?"
"I pooped dude... I pooped."

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.

Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.

by Schep-dog January 14, 2018