Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.

"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"

by GayManSal November 18, 2021

you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain

When you swear as a child.

Get off me you poo poo pee pee butt butt brain!!!!!!!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 11, 2019

poo

a delicious 5 course meal of farts-sharts-logs-sharts-farts. has a distinctly sweet taste and tastes best in the afternoon. varies in consistency, color and flavor but will always be delicious. bon appetit!

my boyfriend did a huge poo into my mouth at night! it was so good, i woke up with more cravings for his poo.

by poolover54 August 26, 2021

pee pee poo poo

i get it. you have nothing to do so you search up pee pee poo poo in urban dictionary. i was as bored as you making this submission. i know you searched pee and poo before this. go do something.

hey i wanna sound like a 9 year old
PEE PEE POO POO

by who even cares about my name May 14, 2020

Excitement poo

When your dog visits a new place and poops because he/she is very excited.

Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.

by anonymous November 16, 2022