Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
by TD126 December 12, 2023
A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
by ComprehensiveTough April 27, 2024
by Foxie22 December 24, 2014
-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!
-yeah she's a 2 beers!
by icantbilive March 09, 2016
A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.
Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”
by BigBlair55 August 23, 2021
A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.
Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021