Snore job

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

by Buford December 23, 2005

nose job

nasal sex; via one or both nostril

She gave me a nose job. Like a blow job but much more painful for both of us. And she nearly suffocated.

by garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 27, 2011

bank job

in the process of giving or gettin a blowjob in a bank

kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job

janet: ewww no, i'm too busy with brad tonight

kevin: ok,fine i understand

by b-rad-g March 9, 2008

Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special

by JasontheBean May 19, 2014

Prick Job

Someone who is struggling with their own life so badly, that you're required to yell at them from a moving car. What you yell at them, will arm them with the knowledge that they're struggling in life.

Shawn: Hey Kristian, look at this prick job on the side of the road.
Krisitain: (to the man on the side of the road) You're a fucking prick job!!

by SHenderson May 3, 2008

Man Job

When a male opens the hole of his penis so that another male can stick his penis inside of the hole.

Guy: I am so gay for you right now !

Another Guy: Sweet lets go into the bedroom and ill give you a man job :)

by Olive Handys March 15, 2011

nut job

1.a nasty person in the sexual sense of the word nasty.
2.An insult used towards a female/male when referring to her/him as a slut, to being highly sexually active and or guilty of participating in what is to be seen as unusual sex acts.
3.Dirty,messy,sloppy,etc.;uncleanness.

"That nasty b**** is nothing more than a nut job."
"So what you f***ed madd girls Tommy, that just makes you a nut job."
"ILL your room is a nut job!Don't you think its time to like CLEAN IT!!??"

by MakneJerkNU February 24, 2005