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hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.
Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017
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shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.
Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.
by Barkmenter September 23, 2018
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May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
by Corpserooter June 6, 2018
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mashed potato hands

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023
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fire hand trend

when people put alcohol, hand sanitizer, or something flammable on their hand and light it on fire
Hey bro, you gonna do the fire hand trend

are you crazy? defo not
by you_;) October 27, 2023
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alaskan hand grenade

when you fill a condom with shit and throw it against the wall, as you cum, screaming “grenada”.
I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back
by qrx January 22, 2021
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Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.
“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”
by East bound jit March 20, 2021
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