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moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR
by zoo pal luver September 22, 2018
Get the Lego hairmug. by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016
Get the Weiner Hairmug. by marktween May 10, 2015
Get the sitcom hairmug. When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Get the hair scaremug. Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.
No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
by H4hE3 March 26, 2023
Get the Tom Riddle's hairmug. A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
Get the Chicago Hairmug. october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘
by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023
Get the national kiss pink haired girls daymug.