the goggles do nothing

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010

do you lovitz?

An alternative way to say the popular Paris and Nicole phrase, "do you love it?".

Natalie: do you lovitz?
Stephanie: i do!

by natzie September 14, 2008

doing a 'MAYA'

VERB: to get outrageously drunk and annoying, to do stupid thing such as fall over, laugh loudly, drop things. be krunk, but not funny krunk just annoying.

maya used in a sentance: olivia was doing a 'maya' on friday night, she fell over... before we even left the house

by krunkinator December 22, 2010

do a brazil

To humiliate yourselves as much as the Brazilian football team did against the German team in the 2014 World Cup.

Person A: are you gonna watch the game tonight?
Person B: yeh, I hope they don't do a Brazil though!

Friend 1: shall I sign up for X factor?
Friend 2: sure, just don't do a Brazil!

by Plumbum July 12, 2014

do a thing

To get sexually involved with someone but as a one time thing.

Girl: I'm not looking for a relationship
Boy:Let's just do a thing, no one has to know,

by Stellathedon July 13, 2017

doing a pitfield

committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn't make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.

any act of foolishness that you'd be embarrassed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.

running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as "doing a pitfield"

by chris's mum November 11, 2008

do a Moby

When you have produced something original (music, an invention, whatever), to make a fortune by lisencing (NOT selling, see below) the rights to it to a big company that can bring it to the masses. Differs from being a sell out, as you still own the rights, so the big co. can't force you to go mainstream to make them even more money.
Originated when the electronica artist Moby sold the copywrites to every track on the album "Play", for use in ads, films, and TV.

James Dyson demonstrated how to do a moby when he came up with that uberhoover.

by Irrelevant September 25, 2005