The act of shooting your second load of the day onto the bottom of a woman’s foot, only for her to go outside and run around in the mud; before urging a passing dog to lick it clean
by AFilthyPast August 20, 2021
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by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
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My partner and I decided to get a bit freaky last night. So we decided on the dirty crisha! It was excellent.
"Hey Alex, did you spice things up with your girlfriend?"
"Yes we did! She gave me a dirty crisha!"
"Hey Alex, did you spice things up with your girlfriend?"
"Yes we did! She gave me a dirty crisha!"
by RussianCypher September 8, 2021
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''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.
''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.
by Slothzeh September 9, 2021
Get the Big crisp mug.When a bisexual person starts dating someone new and has an identity crisis about whether they are straight or gay, when really, they are bisexual.
"When I was dating Erica, I felt like a lesbian, but now that I'm dating Scott, I feel like a fake gay!" said the girl who is a 3 on the Kinsey scale. Her friends who were 0s and 6s on the Kinsey scale did not understand. Later she realized she was having a bidentity crisis, and she was in fact, not a gay or a "fake gay", but just a normal bisexual.
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