Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 07, 2020

Cream-e

A cream-e also known as Eulers-cream is when you ejaculate in 2.718281828459 seconds.

This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.

Dude 1: So how was your date last night?
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday

by James McCockintown February 25, 2021

Creame

An adjective used to describe very medicore consumeristic items.

This Honda is creame.

by FlamingDragon92 April 22, 2022

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Ocean Cream

The moist effervesant cream of the ocean, more commonly known sea foam.

And I do like ocean cream I just don't crave it or want it a lot

by ApocolypticFamine June 01, 2018

creaming at the tip

When you or your friends look fly as fuck

Donny is creaming at the tip

by themuskeetball June 04, 2025

Ice cream metal

A new term used to describe Harmless, Sappy, Half Growl / Half Singing music with a hard Musical Background .

Lacking any true Metal Lyrics ,Feel, look, Sound .

Baby metal is soft like ice cream , It's Ice Cream Metal

by Johnny Ketchup January 07, 2024