sour cream citizen

A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.

They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.

I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.

by Nunyourbusinessbuddy3 October 12, 2023

Banana Cream Pancakes

The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.

Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.

by TheFatCrayon October 12, 2023

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

Cream Flapells

Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert

Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells

by Creampie69creamy October 16, 2023

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023