california fish grill

When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.

Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.

by Xtra Chromey Homie April 27, 2023

california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac

Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”

by huckhillstom May 1, 2023

Californian Communion

A sacrilegious term used to describe a group of people all sharing the same edible to go on a trip together

The girls all broke a piece off of the chocolate bar for their bi-weekly Californian Communion

by Wemeanwell June 2, 2023

Califasturbation

Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.

"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."

by Forton Smork June 5, 2023

California Sunrise

When you wake up from a long night and feel a pain in your bum.

“I woke up early in the morning with a pain in my rear and Jamal in my bed. A hell of a California Sunrise!”

by MdstandsforMYDICK June 29, 2023

caliginous

A word or term meaning something along the lines of "bad, horrible, terrible" in an angry sense

"Dude that englisch exam was totally caliginous"

by JeremyPontsBum June 30, 2023

Califorgunian

Califorgunian-pro 2nd ammendment Californians who have transplanted to Oregon, between 1985 and 1993. Back in a time when Oregon was still a sensible place to move to and live. Since 1987, sadly, the state has been run down by poser, wanna be gangsters that only come out of their basements during the summer months (July 15th to Labor Day), and wear black masks during protests; against what they really are, fascists. Those people are Califorgonians or Antifa not Califorgunians.

Kevin - "Karen, did you see those Califorgunians that moved in next door?"

Karen - "They didn't even stop at the granola trough or admire the Sooby. Califorgunians eat meat. There goes the neighborhood."

Kevin - "We should call our Califogonian friends (because we have those) and protest. How dare the Califorgunians think for themselves and practice freewill. Fascists!"

by McCockinCider July 10, 2023