by jesse xoxo January 9, 2021

by Roseman223 November 28, 2021

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021
