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Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
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Egg farm

Where yolks are made
It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home
by Rubber duck 10 4 June 18, 2022
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i got this egg

famous quote by lee felix, rapper and dancer in kpop group stray kids.
felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"

chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"

felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"

chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"

felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
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Egg

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Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.
by SanishPoe November 3, 2015
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Egg

this nigga dumb af and smokes weed and breaks their own pc
'damn, this nigga Egg so stupid like I swear"
by Hayfry June 12, 2019
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Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it
I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie
by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021
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