dot war

When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.

Chris: ...

Samantha: ...

Chris: ......

Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....

by NotWithStupid June 4, 2009

Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024

War Minge

The use of the minge in a destructive or meanacing way.

Girl 1: That guy's an asshole.
Girl 2: Yeah....release the war minge!!

or like that in the movie "Teeth"

by EmmaWilly September 22, 2010

War dog

An ugly woman who is promiscuous.

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Iminarian-Independence War

From 3531 B.C. to 3526 B.C. Earth Years on Nanothuama, the Iminarian Government wanted to claim independence from the CL Empire. The war was fought on the Eastern CL Front. After a while the war seemed pointless and CL just gave them their independence.

Today we will learn about the Iminarian-Independence War.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Flame war

A fight fought with farts and a bic lighter

Good god, smells like you two were having a flame war in here

by Deranged Don April 22, 2021