touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.

I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!

by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022

Komodo Dragon

A sex move in which you eat undercooked/raw chicken and don't brush your teeth for at least 2 weeks before performing cunnilingus on a female and try to give her a UTI (urinary tract infection)

Me: "Yo bro lat night was so crazy."
friend: "What happened bro?"
Me: "I gave Stacy that Komodo Dragon."
friend: "Nice, I wondered why your breath smelled of shit."

by Ginger.Cunt July 26, 2019

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

Creamy Dragon

When the person who is sucking dick hiccups…. the penis ejaculates through the nose.

I was blowing my roommates boyfriend. Karma is a bitch because it turned into a creamy dragon

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

Dragon

A derogatory term for people of asian descent

Isaiah: "I hate dragons and all that manga they make."
Cason: "We're in an asian resturant, calm down!"

by reizyu April 26, 2024