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DADS

Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.
"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"
by Supastar4286 April 25, 2016
mugGet the DADSmug.

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.
Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy
Person two: “but he has a child
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
mugGet the I love hot dadsmug.

referee dad

A dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. Set the rules, rewards, and punishments.
one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.
by super dad September 17, 2013
mugGet the referee dadmug.

Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less
Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk
mugGet the Dadmug.

dad reveal

when you are going to reveal one of your dads that nobody knows about, especially if you have more than one dad
mia: dad reveal
dad 6: omg shut up you're never gonna reveal dad 3
by miasquid7g6l June 10, 2024
mugGet the dad revealmug.

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
by trying_their_best May 18, 2022
mugGet the Dad kneesmug.

Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive
by ppsuccser September 26, 2020
mugGet the Dadmug.

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