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Vintage Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06.
Lj: Anthony is a pedo
Webb: Vintage Cunt!
by Tom Habel 2 October 27, 2008
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the hunt for cunt

- a phrase meant to be used when one seeks maaad pussy.
(the 3 a's in "mad" are essential)
Person 1: "Hey man, I heard that you're going to Boracay. In case you didn't know, that is THE place to get laid."

Person 2: "Is that so? Well then, The Hunt for Cunt has b e g u n!"
by SinglesNearYou January 5, 2018
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witch's cunt

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.
by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009
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Bilge Cunt

An insult used predominantly by sea-fairing gentlemen to describe someone who is an all-round asshole, generally inept, or someone who has cocked up in epic proportions.

This term is sometime adopted as a colloquial greeting, most commonly used in Australia.
Sailor - "The motor for the anchor is jammed!"
Able Seaman - "Don't worry, I've found the problem; someone left a rag in here."
Sailor - "Some bloody bilge cunt must have been left it there last time the ship was in port for service!"
by FDragon June 15, 2011
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Cunt Pile

A term in the restaurant industry referring to a ridiculously small tip, sometimes literally a pile of change.

A gratuity that is significantly less than what is expected by waiter.

A gratuity that is disproportionate to service rendered and grossly beneath the industry standard.
I thought I was gonna make some decent money tonight than table 53 leaves me a big cunt pile of change.

Hey cheap ass! With this cunt pile I can to go to med school in a third world country and study gross anatomy on a mother fucking goat.
by Lisa Lawnchair June 22, 2008
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cunt says no

An expression of disapproval from a female in relation to a suggested sexual partner.

ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.
"He's very nice, but I just can't go there... cunt says no!"
by Bonhilda September 28, 2009
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chair cunt

Someone in an office environment who reacts like a little bitch when a coworker changes seats with them
Jim was a total chair cunt today when Kevin switched seats with him
by kdawg4 June 8, 2009
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