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Literally something we don’t have to go to but weekends save us from it
Nobody: I love school!

Interviewer: get out, please.
by Spacefishes March 16, 2026
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School is a living hell hole if you don't have any friends or for you, braincells. Every single day you hear "6-7 6-7 6-7" and the teachers don't make it better, so if your going or at school. RIP
School is like a prison for us kids
by Pooker da Duke October 29, 2025
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Basically a Prison. Here's why:
1. Authoritarian Structure
2. Has a dress code
3. Lack of freedom
4. Emphasis on discipline and punishment
Etc.
Person 1: What is school?
Person 2: Basically a prison
by Stupidboy67 November 9, 2025
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WARNING - ALL OF THIS IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.: A boring shithole where you stay in a place that looks like it has been abandoned in the 1920s for 14-18 years, where you sometimes be pestered to follow the teachers' orders and the said teachers provide stuff that is not mandatory (like take homework for example) on your behalf. This said devil's creation also has intentions to bore you out of your mind because it's not 'all about fun and computers', just straight-up work that is likely to drain you physically and/or mentally. That place will have rules made by a person who is considered a crackhead, like no hoodies, no phones, no chewing gum, if one person gets caught, everyone will be in great shit, etcetera. If you break any of those rules, especially for no hugging, then the teachers will act like a snowflake and likely inform the principles to put you in detention. Nuff said, and enough yapping.
Student 1: School stinks like shit.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.
by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) November 19, 2025
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A concentration camp filled with fucking bullshit where you only learn how to behave, or you get a fucking detention
Person 1: What’s that over there? Is it a school?
Person 2: No, it’s a concentration camp
by What.is.this.bullshit504 November 27, 2025
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A place where students are required to wear sailor uniform, whilst at the same time not being allowed to spit out sailor language
Walking into school in my sailor uniform felt great, but I had to remember: no sailor language allowed, or I'd end up in detention!
by Emotional Cruiser January 6, 2026
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the most time wasting boring useless pointed wretched disgusting intimidating thing to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeexist.
first you have to wake up at an extremely early time then they feed you prison food for breakfast. then they send you to hellish classes such as reading, english, algebra 1, etc. this takes up about 1/3 of your freaking day and about 30% of your life, including college.........
you would never want to go to school...
by MyBigFatBoobs April 27, 2020
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