pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Pumpledink

To apply pressure on a very big zit with a pencil and only a pencil.

Stoner 1:"dude ! thats one big zit" *pumpledinks stoner 2*
Stoner 2: "dude stop pumpledinking me and take a fucking tar gause !"

by Cabbage Number 1 December 11, 2012

Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.

"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."

by Jn17 October 3, 2013

Pumpalump

The act of throwing up in someones ass.

"bro, ure so gay"
"Shut up I gave your mum a pumpalump yesterday

by Enemy_Pube November 5, 2013

pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

Pumpjack

The act of a woman being hammered from behind while half-standing and also bobbing for penis (giving a blowjob)

"My roughneck and I totally pumpjacked that slutty waitress from the brewhouse last night."

"My back hurts.. Dalt made me pumpjack with his friend Paul and I threw it out."

by girrl00 October 29, 2014

Plumpkin

A halloweenesque derivative of the blumpkin. The receiving of a blow job while pinching a loaf into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.

I've received many a blumpkin from your mom, but tonight I was in the spirit of Halloween and thought to myself, what better time for a plumpkin.

by dayday81 September 27, 2014