one eyed bald man in a turtleneck 

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

One Direction

a uk group consisting of the harry, louis, liam and niall. zayn used to be there to, but he left and then became irrelevant. they have all made it big as solo artists and their fan base is very much still alive. despite what all the crackheads at your school say.

crackhead: bruh, one direction suuckks.

pothead: dudeee, i know! i prefer listening to ‘i lost my trap phone’ and ‘bitches and hoes!”
crackhead: yeah man, none of that gay shit.
me: you call one direction all that shit, when two act gayer than if jeffree star and james charles had baby.

One Direction by maleficent September 30, 2018

one direction

a "famous" pop band that has an ironic name since they all went in separate directions

dude are you listening to one direction how gay are you

one direction by crankymuppet November 26, 2018

One Dirty Five

A one dirty five is also known as a BMW 135i.

Did you see that clean One Dirty Five driving down the street a few minutes ago?

One Dirty Five by hay-0101-hay January 11, 2020

One horse pony 

A monogamous horse.

A One Horse Pony is the equivalent of being a "one woman man"

One horse pony by Cheese246 December 24, 2020

one sexy bastard

A term used to describe your friend who is significantly shorter than you but you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Callum was one sexy bastard

one sexy bastard by Sh_ort.bully011 April 4, 2021

One in a krillion

A pun used by a krill in happy feet 2. Obviously, its a spin on "One in a million".

"I am one in a krillion." "what?" "👍"

One in a krillion by m4xhunt3r August 24, 2023