put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character

1) “Man I haven’t had anything to drink for a while, feels like I have desert mouth”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”

by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021

Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character

Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea

1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”

by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021

loads in mouth

It’s how many deposits of seman you have placed in your mouth. Also known as LIM score.

Casey has a loads in mouth aka (LIM) score of 1.

by Ridgeway42 February 15, 2022

A Mouth Divided

When you try to use multiple different words at the same time and end up splicing them together into a nonsense word, or perhaps into another real word that wasn't at all what you intended to say.

I could tell was distracted when I asked my friend to "open the door" or "hold that for me" and ended up saying "hopen thet dorme"; it was a mouth divided.

by Wafoo2 February 22, 2022

mouth typo

when someone mispronounces something you say mouth typo

Hey justin just mouth typo'd during presentation

by John mcdormand February 22, 2022

Rat mouth

When the hole from your recently pulled tooth smells like a dead rodent.

Gargle some salt water and take care of that tooth socket. You have Rat mouth. It smells like death when you talk.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022